Although possibly named after the world's laziest cat, Garfield didn't share much in common with his cartoon counterpart Garfield, cat form. The main difference, other than several million years of evolution and the absence of opposed thumbs, was the ability of Garfield, human form, to acquire a retailers license. This put Garfield, human form, at a distinct advantage in terms of monetary security since Garfield, cat form, would be totally reliant upon another entity, human form, for all his earthly needs. While Garfield, cat form, is notorious for his ever present coffee mug and generalized apathy for the world around him, Garfield, human form, is sincerely concerned with his thriving business, a position clearly not within the realm of concern of Garfield, cat form.
Garfield, human form, recently delivered upon his promise to send me caliper brackets as per my order, a feat that Garfield, cat form, would have been hard pressed to handle given the aforementioned lack of proper digits. It makes one wonder how Garfield, cat form, is able to carry that coffee mug around and if Garfield, human form, even drink coffee at all, similar to his cat form counterpart, Garfield.
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