All you need to do, is this:
Go to the convenience store.
Buy a gallon of milk.
Go home.
Drink the gallon of milk.
Take the empty milk jug to the gas station.
Go to clerk of gas station.
Pay for one gallon of gas.
Ask for matches.
If they do not have matches, get a lighter.
Fill the jug with gasoline.
Go home, with your newly acquired gallon of gasoline.
Pour gasoline all over vehicle.
Use previously purchased matches or lighter to ignite gasoline, thus fully immolating the vehicle.
Relax, and watch it burn. Dick.