Although clearly French, Geno has been able to warm the hearts of the American public like no other European has in recent history. From his swooning, cool voice, to his pulsating dance moves, he has taken the music industry to a new level of innovation and pushed the boundaries of what was thought possible with the human voice. With a four octave vocal range and his 6" 5" frame, Geno has become the man all women desire and all men desire to be like. Even his fashion has changed the way the world dresses. His latest designs consisting mostly of latex rubber and velcro, have been seen in Paris and Milan and are now the main runway show at Mercedes Fashion Week in New York this year. It is rumored that Geno will be following in the footsteps of famous American actor Paul Newman in his upcoming release of a full line of vegan/ovo-lacto frozen pizzas and macaroni and cheese meals. Although a small market, it is expected to bring what people are now calling "Geno INC." an estimated 7 million dollars annually, most of which he plans to donate to his favorite charity, "Stop the Nukes the Gay Baby Whales for Jesus". StNtGBWfJ charity representative Olivia Bombadriea was quoted recently in an interview with the "New Yorker" magazine where she said, "Geno is an inspiration to all of us. His determination in bringing his new line of products to market will definitely see results in the stopping of the nukes of the gay baby whale for jesus, so we couldn't be more pleased." Geno, truly a humanitarian and a force in the entertainment arena with no parallel.
tl;dr - Geno sold me a flywheel. It went smoothly, just like him. Smooth.
/brox
